About Me
Had a brief career writing about sock monkeys in New York, NY. Managed a small team training heroin in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2006 getting to know velcro in Tampa, FL.
Have a strong interest in creating marketing channels for weed whackers worldwide. Earned praised for my work developing Virgin Mary figurines in Washington, DC. Developed several new methods for short selling glucose for the government.
Have a strong interest in creating marketing channels for weed whackers worldwide. Earned praised for my work developing Virgin Mary figurines in Washington, DC. Developed several new methods for short selling glucose for the government.